Friday, November 02, 2007

KIRK IS THE MAN

CAPTAIN JAMES TIBERIUS KIRK.
Intergalactic space gigalo.


You can pre-order his new book "CAPTAIN KIRK'S GUIDE TO WOMEN" here! Where apparently, nerds can learn how To Romance Any Woman In The Galaxy!

(more info)

In related news, go HERE where Matt Baily has run the numbers on the Analytics of Red Shirt Deaths coinciding with Kirk's love life:

"As the data shows, Captain Kirk “making contact” with alien women has an impact on the crew’s survival. The red-shirt death rate is higher when a fight breaks out than when Kirk meets a woman and a fight breaks out. Yet the analysis shows that meeting Kirk meeting women only happens in 30% of the missions.

Conclusion:
We can reliably improve the survivability of the red-shirted crewmen by only exploring peaceful, female-only planets (android and alien females included)."

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*By the way....
a)no way Leia would swoon for Kirk.
b)after being kissed, Kirk would have a shiner.
c)Han would kick his ass.

d)yes I'm aware of how sad this list is. (but you know its true!!!)

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I was about to comment on the Kirk kissing Leia BS, then I got to the bottom and saw your "btw...." LOL nice.

Anonymous said...

After Kirk would kiss a woman he would have a Shiner Bock....

Lisa said...

This book will also be available at one of the awesomest comic book stores - Neptune Comics.