Friday, July 28, 2006

A HORSE IS A HORSE OF COURSE

People never cease to amaze me. Take this assclown for instance:

A Seattle man died Friday after engaging in anal sex with a horse at a farm suspected of being a gathering place for people seeking to have sex with livestock. The horse involved in the incident was not harmed, and an autopsy of the unnamed man concluded that “the manner of death was accidental ...
...due to
perforation of the colon.” (more)

Best.
Epitaph.
Ever.
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*thanks, Ted!
** "Assclown" is a copyrighted phrase owned by Ted.

2 comments:

Lisa said...

Mr. Ed would NOT approve! But here's my question, and I grew up in a farming community, HOW does someone's farm get a reputation for the place to go to get it on with livestock?

Jim said...

Well, usually it begins with..........er, I mean, YEAH! How DOES a farm get that reputation?
;)
LOL