Thursday, June 15, 2006

iPOOPER

Are you kidding me? What's next? A vaginal insertion applicator for your headphones so the fetus can listen to your ipod, too?

If you buy this, you are a Yuppy and must be destroyed. Or, if you're spending that much time on the shitter, you have severe intestinal problems and should seek out medical help immediately.
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*thanks, Ted!

4 comments:

Scarlet said...

so you grunt and groan in tune while pushing out a "log".

I recken Elfman would have one...

Mr. Legs said...

Did you know that they make an attachment for your ipod that turns it into a vibrator? No Lie!

Now that's what I call an ipooper!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Jim said...

I actually posted about that last year! http://jimsmash.blogspot.com/2005/11/ipod-whuh.html

Mr. Legs said...

I thought I might have seen it here.

You nasty, nasty man.