*Breath... breath... breath... *
According to Aint-It-Cool-News, according to Moviehole, according to Wrestling Observer Newsletter, WWE shlub John Cena is up for the role in.... wait for it.... a remake of 1987's PREDATOR, starring as Schwazenegger's character "Dutch."
Why?!! WHY??!!! Why remake that, you douchebags!! You money hungry, unimaginative, talentless @#%&!!!!!
Click here to see a pic of the new Dutch. * sigh *
I cannot even BEGIN to express my absolute loathesome anger at this possible news.
Oh dear Lord, this better be just rumors. . .
Beware: They remake ALIEN or ALIENS, Jim's going to fly off the fucking planet!!!!
rrrRRRRAAAA-RRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!
JIM SMASH!!!!!
JIM SMASH!!!!!
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